When you’re cold in the dead of winter, you’ll do almost anything to stay warm.
I’ve heard it’s possible to stay warm all winter long with only one log. Yes, that’s right—one log. You take the log and toss it out of a second story window. Then you run downstairs and outside, fetch the log, schlep it back up the stairs, and toss it out the window again. If you do this for 20 minutes every time you start to get cold, you’ll warm up in a flash.
People will do some pretty crazy things to stay warm. Some work, and some are simply bad ideas, like the following:
Cuddling is another way to stay snuggly warm this winter.
If you’re stuck on the planet Hoth, freezing, and there’s a freshly deceased Tauntaun nearby, by all means use your light-saber and crawl in!
There’s got to be more sensible and realistic ways to stay warm this winter.